When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral of the story : You don't need brains to be a b...
I remember a lot of my friends and colleagues who have fallen into these scams during college days. I feel lucky not being cheated yet , and hopefully not ever will. A very interesting article here. These information are meant for you to know and warn your family members and loved ones before they become victims. “People got victimised by scams because they don’t know about it and they don’t know about it because those who knew about it did not share it” Here are some hot scams(new scams no.16 down below) in Malaysia, briefly, (I will elaborate more if you contribute): 1) The Cafe Scams - Island Red Cafe & Stevens Corner(strange, both in Pandan Indah) - Island Red Cafe collects members RM6,000 each and promised 5% return every month and even give you a name in the ROC as a shareholder but what’s the point when they run away ? Stevens Corner, the famous indian coffee shop follows due to drop of business since their renovation. They collect RM3,000 per member and promise return of R...
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