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Who Is The Real Boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral of the story : You don't need brains to be a b

New scam targeting photographers

Be vary the next time you receive a wedding inquiry from far away places , cause it might turn out to be a scam!! lol Here's how the email looks like . "This is a requisition for your photography services. I am Guojun Li. Based in UK. I am contacting you in regard of my wedding. My wedding is coming up on September 11, 2010. I have been browsing the internet for a professional photographer in USA when I found your contact. Pleese I will want to hire your service to be the photographer on my wedding day in UK. You will cover the whole events from Getting ready, Ceremony, and the Reception. I want you to capture the atmosphere of the event so that we can moment, photo by photo, for a life time. Capture all those little moments that make the wedding day incredible. Also, I will want you to make an album from the event.I will prefer popular flush mount albums that are custom designed. I am of the opinion that you are capable to provide the incredible services as req

Himalayas in India

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It's interesting how many Malaysians(at least most of my colleagues) are unaware that India has Himalayas too , besides Tibet. It's really a big country ranging from the north mountainous Himalayas to tropical(boring) south. These are are some interesting places that I found on the internet Sikkim , and place bordering Bhutan & Nepal north east of India. It seems very possible to travel here by land from India Ladakh Very interesting place. Situated north west of india. I don't know much about these places yet. I think I'll be glad to travel there soon:P * photos are linked from wiki commons

Wear Sunscreen!!

Yes , wear sunscreen!!! Around 10 years ago i heard this song on the radio and i thought it's some sort advertisement but it inspired me. I'm still listening to it once a while and remember to wear sunsreen

No Arms No Legs No Worries

The title says it all, inspirational. It amazing how some soul without limbs is more positive about life than others who have everything ..

Office boy at Microsoft

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are engaged," he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied, " I don't have a computer, neither an email" I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 US in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60 US. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every d

Top SCAMS in Malaysia

I remember a lot of my friends and colleagues who have fallen into these scams during college days. I feel lucky not being cheated yet , and hopefully not ever will. A very interesting article here. These information are meant for you to know and warn your family members and loved ones before they become victims. “People got victimised by scams because they don’t know about it and they don’t know about it because those who knew about it did not share it” Here are some hot scams(new scams no.16 down below) in Malaysia, briefly, (I will elaborate more if you contribute): 1) The Cafe Scams - Island Red Cafe & Stevens Corner(strange, both in Pandan Indah) - Island Red Cafe collects members RM6,000 each and promised 5% return every month and even give you a name in the ROC as a shareholder but what’s the point when they run away ? Stevens Corner, the famous indian coffee shop follows due to drop of business since their renovation. They collect RM3,000 per member and promise return of R